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I would like to challenge my fellow Wolverine247 posters to a New Year's Weekend challenge. The probabilities of many drunk posters are endless, so I would like to hear any and all drunk rants related to New Year's. For instance, the girl that suckered you into buying drinks all night only to go home with a different guy, or the bowl game you just watched, whatever.

Let's have fun with it. Happy New Year and Go Blue!

Oh, and to Mr. SimplyComplex...I hope you didn't take my former rants personally, I was mostly kidding and couldn't think of a better target at the time. Honestly though, I was expecting a rebuttal, only to find out that you're too young to legally imbibe. No hard feelings bud?

I'm not drunk but i feel like ranting, be warned my english will be terrible and some of what i write won't make any sense.

Alright here we go, I'm sick and tired of Bucknuts coming over here and bragging about their damn coach and leaving when you provide facts to prove them wrong. Makes me want to say GET THE FUCK OUT WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR COACH.

Now on to our little brother, who the fuck do you think you are? really? i went into the Arnett thread and was literally pissing myself laughing at some of the shit you guys post (and i know you're reading this because tRCMB is the biggest Michigan site on the interwebz and we're always in your head). The arguments they were trying to make about why Arnett should go there were hilarious, saying that MSU had more talent then Michigan, saying that their 3* QB is better than 5* DG and 5* Shane Morris. You guys just don't get it Mark D can develop but you can't recruit with the big boys. Just accept the fact that you are a second tier program and that's all you will ever be. Thought it was funny when they were making fun of Michigan winning a lot of games early and i said that MSU played the same opponents, why couldn't they win back then? Then came the excuse "well we felt bad" No you didn't feel bad you couldn't afford a coach and sucked. Got banned after that one too.

Just thought I'd let that out it's been building for a couple weeks

This will be a short drunken rant tonight, but here we go....

Since I am from Michigan, yet live in Ohio, I have heard shit from both Sparty and nut lovers, claiming that Michigan didn't look that good today and got lucky. So to both of you're fanbases, I say this...Michigan won a BCS bowl. OSU lost to a shitty Florida team that your savior, Urban Meyer, left because he knew what was coming after his OC and DC left. MSU? I'll give you 4 in a row, but that streak ends in 2012. Y'all had a good year, but you won the outback bowl, not a BCS bowl. You'll always be little bro...deal with it. In summation, Michigan is back, which is bad for OSU and MSU. Basically, to dumb it down for you nut lovers and spartinas, you're fucked in years to come.

EDIT: Notre Dame = irrelevant (I like you Star, but still sticking with my theme of Eff You!!!)

So after celebrating a buddy's birthday last night, I woke up drunk and decided to keep it going, who doesn't like a 2 for 1 drunk? I am in the process of cooking for a regulars only party at my favorite bar. I've got a pork loin and wings in the smoker and have developed a severe case of the hiccups. I think hiccups rank right up there in annoyance with OSU and MSU fans, and Star69, a Notre Dame fan. On an otherwise fine day, I'm suffering with hiccups, that I can't get rid of. I've tried all of my normal remedies, but the hiccups still persist. I'm relegated to having to drink more just to tolerate them. Why does the annoying presence of hiccups have to ruin my day? I made the mistake of picking Pitt in my bowl pool that would net me $1300, and as the bowl games dwindle down, my once dominant lead is relinquished to one game. If N. Illinois wins, so do I, but my only concern now is getting rid of the hiccups. I have many more things I need to concentrate on, but these effing hiccups are killing me. I'll probably lose my bowl pool anyways. FML...

I would hate for this thread to die. I just got home from happy hour after 2 martinis and I will be hammered in a few minutes.

Bump for St. Patty's. Don't let me down.

Damn it i got drunk as shit tonight and met a pretty hot bama chick tonight and she said she wanted to hang out. I feel bad if i let her vusit tge smokehouse and then hit her with a big block m on the head. Why do most hot girls reside in the south?

Why would you feel bad? That is how it is done!

I might have to throw out a sober rant, since I've slowed way down on my drinkin. My girlfriend drinks a margarita every night because she likes the taste. When I have a couple beers, because I like the taste, I have a drinking problem, and can't go a day without it.

I get in trouble if I have 2 beers, so I might as well drink 20...

I feel even worse now when i took my beer glasses off. Fuck!

The use of "scUM" by Jimtaco.

Listen, calling us "scUM" is not mean or insulting. It's stupid. It's like if I called a buckeye a suckeye. Is that insulting? Would that really bother you? No, you would think I ate paint chips out of a toilet as a child. This goes for all MSU and OSU fans who use that phrase. You sound dumb. Please, continue to call us scUM so I can picture you mouth breathing and drooling on your keyboard with every post. This helps me maintain my innate belief that I'm better than you. However, as much as I do enjoy my sense of superiority, I feel it's my civic responsbility to help you become useful participants in these forums. I know what you're thinking. Taco, how can I? I'm so far away. Don't worry, I'll help you. there are alternative insulting nicknames that actually make sense and serve a purpse.

TSUN - You don't want to dignify us with using our actual name and well... it's... geographically correct. Well done.
Walverine - We're all bandwagonly rocking our Michigan bed sheets and footie pajamas. I love my Michigan bed sheets and I love Walmart. Well done.
Meatchicken - Lol meatchicken. Get it? Because it sounds like Michigan.
scUM - This... this is borderline retarded behavior.

So, next time you're trying to display your displeasure with the University of Michigan keep in mind this friendly reminder.

~Signed, a Taco.

I should have posted my rant on their boards and made it a PSA.