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I did well on my sales call, got a date for Friday, and have no idea what's happening on this test tomorrow but couldn't care less.

We'll play 'em again and hopefully do better. If not, oh well. Life goes on.

Sounds like you had one hell of a day, congrats on those test! What kinda Bios is it?

I am drinking beer and watching big bang theory. Plus there is a girl who wants a cockmeat sandwich from me

Exactly. It was our 4th loss of the season. 4th. And all our tough road games are done. We have a great team, but had another off night on the road in a hostile environment. Worse things can happen. And remember: (a) there are no road games in the NCAA and (b) we will face no tougher teams in the NCAA than the ones we played all season in the B10. Now we just need to hold serve at home the rest of the way.

Aw, what a cute couple.

Catfished.

It's not so much a "date" as it is a "violent and unexpected sexual assault."

That sounds more plausible.

We practiced it.

Did you try anything new? I'm looking for some new ways Thursday myself

I'm all ears

Convince your girl to go at it doggystyle. After a couple minutes, lean forward, and whisper the following in her ear: "Your sister is so much hotter than you."

Then, see how long you can hold on! If you last 8 seconds, you've won The Rodeo!

(Feel free to replace "sister" with "mother" or some other female relative.)